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Jul. 27th, 2015

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Title: Busty Asian Beauties

Title: Busty Asian Beauties
Fandom(s): Supernatural
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 574
Warnings: crack!fic, attempted seduction
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Summary: Castiel needs Dean to choose heaven, by any means.


Dean stares at Castiel...Collapse )

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Title: Cops, Robbers, & Midnight Bumps

Chapter 2: Strange Arrangements
Fandom(s): Leverage/Supernatural
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 424
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine :(.

Summary: No one particularly likes Nathan Ford...

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2

Bobby doesn"t like Nathan Ford...Collapse )

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Title: Late

Title: Late
Fandom(s): House
Pairings: None
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 185
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I own nothing

Summary: House limps into the Hospital three hours late with a grin on his face.

House limps into the Hospital three hours late with a grin on his face.

Cuddy spends all of two seconds hating him for it before doing her job and slapping a file into his chest. “Eight month old with a sudden onset of hearing loss, locked joints, severe torso rash, and inability to digest.”

House pauses in his brisk pace and turns to her, grabbing the file as he does. “You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd have to remind you that I don't treat babies.”

“Uh-huh.” Cuddy nods, uncaring, and turns on her heel to walk away.

“Don't you want to know why I'm in such a good mood?” House shouts after her.

Cuddy turns but keeps walking to her office. “Not really, no.” And the door slams closed behind her.

“The answer you're looking for is hookers.” House's yell echoes through the suddenly silent clinic. “Don't worry,” he grins to the staring patients, “we used protection.”

And with that House hop-skips into the elevator, waving cheerily as the doors close behind him.
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Title: Patron Saints

Title: Patron Saints
Fandom(s): Firefly/Leverage/Supernatural
Pairings: None
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1,266
Warnings: Some Chinese swearing
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Author's Note: It would be lying to say that I have more planned for this, but it is something that I might return to. As for now, consider it a one-shot.

Summary: Mal turns his head to take in the painting before him from a different angle. “Nope,” he murmurs more to himself than to the docking bay's other occupants, “I still don't get it.” The job was supposed to be straightforward, but then that weird painting ended up in their cargo hold, and Jayne is being... well no one quite knows what Jayne is up to.


"I still don"t get it..."Collapse )

Jul. 26th, 2015

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Title: Breakout Blues

Title: Breakout Blues
Fandom(s): Breakout Kings/Supernatural
Pairings: None
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 344
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.
Author's Note: I was bored and going through my harddrive when I came across a ton of fics that I had started and never finished. A lot of them work as ficlets, so I'm just posting them up here.

Summary: Agent Victor Henrickson storms out of Charlie Duchamp's office with clenched fists and a scowl that could freeze the most hardy of criminals in their tracks.


Agent Victor Henrickson storms out of Charlie Duchamp's office with clenched fists and a scowl that could freeze the most hardy of criminals in their tracks.

This, of course, had little to no impact on Lloyd Lowery. “I don't see what the big deal is Henrickson. It's win-win. You get to take a vacation, we get to shave a few months off our sentences. What's a couple psychopathic murderers between friends?”

Henrickson pauses in his storm towards the elevator and redirects himself into Lloyd's personal space. “If you ever refer to me as friend again, convict, I will shoot you in the head and claim you tried to run.”

Lloyd puts up his hands in surrender, eyes widening. “You're showing signs of misdirected aggression. You should prob-”

Henrickson cuts him off with a hard finger poke to the chest.

Lloyd flinches back and warily rubs his pectoral. “Ow!”

“Really? I'm angry?! No shit Sherlock! I've been chasing these boys for two years now and I had them in prison. They were in jail, where you're supposed to be, and now they're gone, and your boss wants me to let you – who I just got into the damn prison system – find them for me!”

Henrickson shakes his head and takes a step back from Lloyd, shooting a wary look over his shoulder at Ray. “I should be on this case. Those boys are mine. I've been living their lives for two fucking years of my life! I know how they think, I know how they breathe, but your boss just had to step all over my jurisdiction and get the fucking superintendent involved. So here you are, and here I am. If you blow this, I will bury this little bullshit experiment.” Henrickson points a threatening finger at Ray, then at Charlie as he steps out of his office. “You better fucking believe it.”

And then he steps onto the elevator, and disappears.

Charlie turns to his team. “Well, you heard him guys. This one's a big one. Don't screw it up.”

Jan. 26th, 2012

god has an odd sense of humor

That Was Longer Than a Heartbeat: Chapter 3

Chapter 3: The Same Ghost Every Night


Alexis wakes up in a cold sweat, panting and terrified...Collapse )

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That Was Longer Than a Heartbeat: Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Consciously Endure



When they get to the apartment building Alexis is losing her breath...Collapse )

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That Was Longer Than a Heartbeat: Chapter 1

Chapter 1: The Violence Caused Such Silence


It"s damp in the close space of the janitor"s closet...Collapse )
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Masterpost: That Was Longer Than a Heartbeat


Title: That Was Longer Than a Heartbeat
Fandom(s): Castle/Supernatural/Lie to Me/L4D (Lie To Me isn't too heavily involved in this, so don't worry if you've never seen it. L4D's only in there so far as types of zombies and zombie mythos go.)
Art Masterpost: done by glasslogic (please go and comment on how awesome she is)
Pairings: None
Rating: R for violence
Word Count: 9973
Warnings: A crap-ton of gore, character death (non-explicit).... and zombies
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these fandoms. And the title was stolen from a 28 Days Later quote.

Summary: Ever since the world ended, Alexis Castle can think of nothing but finding her father. Basically, Alexis, Sam Winchester and Emily Lightman all attended Stanford together. And that's when the zombies show up.


Jan. 6th, 2012

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I need a beta...

So I'm finally (hopefully) going to be finishing a Big Bang, specifically the l4d_bigbang, which, we'll just gloss over the fact that my fic is not really a Left 4 Dead fic at all. No, it is in fact, a Supernatural/Castle/Lie to Me crossover... with zombies. Anyways, that's all coming together. Big problem is that I'm beta-less. I do not know where to go to get that dealt with, and I've never had a beta before, so... Yeah, if you know anyone who wants to do that, PM me and let me know. It's only 5000 words, so not too bad.


And on another note, if you like zombies, and/or art, the l4d_bigbang is need of some more artists to fill out the ranks, so you should head over there and give it a shot. I probably would do art as well as fic, but I'm moving back to uni in a few days, going to 3 different parties the night after I get there, and then celebrating my one year anniversary with me BF (yay!). So... I'm pretty much not going to have a life for the next week. Which also happens to be when the rough draft for this whole shebang is due.

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